This highly specialized local athlete is having a crisis because his deeply curated lifestyle makes conversation painfully difficult. He simply does not know where to begin.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f243bc11b4369f243bc11b44.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SANTA MONICA, CA — According to sources, a local vegan Crossfitter cyclist has become increasingly frustrated in his social life because he never knows what to tell people about first.</p>