Apparently, the only way to prove your worth is through workplace homicide and a suspiciously labeled water bottle.

<p>A University of Wisconsin lab employee admitted to poisoning a coworker’s water bottle with chloroform after the coworker received a promotion. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/scientist-accused-of-poisoning-colleague-who-got-promotion/">Scientist Accused Of Poisoning Colleague Who Got Promotion</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>A University of Wisconsin lab employee admitted to poisoning a coworker’s water bottle with c...