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Babylon Bee
2026-04-29
SCOTUS Rules Democrats Must Stop Being Racist.
Turns out, the highest court in the land thinks the Democratic platform has some… deeply problematic color issues. Drama.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f222c40ed3b69f222c40ed3c.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a devastating setback to the Democratic Party, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that they have to stop being racist.</p>