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humor The Onion 2026-04-29

Jazz Guy's Tiny Hat Conceals All His Personal Possessions

Turns out, that little fedora isn't just for show; it's a highly specialized, portable utility pouch. Seems jazz music requires maximum accessory capacity.

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