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humor The Onion 2026-04-29

Blenders, Briquettes, and Blueprints: Trump Boys Quest for Gas.

The Trumps are determined to fix gas prices by turning charcoal into oil, even if it means breaking another $50 small appliance. It's a truly ingenious plan, really.

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