The Trumps are determined to fix gas prices by turning charcoal into oil, even if it means breaking another $50 small appliance. It's a truly ingenious plan, really.

<p>WASHINGTON—In an effort to reduce gas prices while &#8220;President Dad&#8221; worked to reopen &#8220;the Street of Hummus [sic],&#8221; Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly broke another blender Wednesday during an attempt to make oil out of charcoal. &#8220;Ugh, we made smoke instead of gas, but we&#8217;re getting close—I think we just need one more [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/trump-boys-break-another-blender-attempting-to-make-oil-out-of-charcoal/">Trump...