In this deep dive into global power dynamics, the author argues that staying in charge perpetually is the best life plan. Oh, and please ignore the fact that two octogenarians discussing global domination is inherently suspicious.

THE King and I aren’t just in absolute agreement that Iran shouldn’t have nuclear weapons and my war is great. We’re also as one on these issues. <p><strong>THE King and I aren’t just in absolute agreement that Iran shouldn’t have nuclear weapons and my war is great. We’re also as one on these issues: </strong></p> <p><strong>I should rule forever</strong></p> <p>Once the right guy’s in power, he stays there perpetually. Any successor should be his most favoured child who shares his born-to-rule...