Apparently, our eyes are now broadcasting live ads for pop musicians, and apparently, it's a coordinated psycho-op. Good thing I have my artisanal seaweed gummies.

In recent weeks, the band Geese has come under fire over the marketing tactics that made them a viral sensation in 2025, with fans and&#8230; <p dir="ltr">In recent weeks, the band Geese has come under fire over the marketing tactics that made them a viral sensation in 2025, with fans and critics alike now labeling them “industry plants.” However, their use of fake fan accounts to manipulate social media algorithms looks innocent compared to this: Thousands of people have begun noticing eye floa...