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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-29

Why Your £15 Sandwich Is Worth It (According to London)

Apparently, a lavishly overstuffed, ‘aspirational’ sandwich is worth a fortune because it’s messy, American, or allegedly blessed by a Picasso-esque chef.


SANDWICH inflation has hit the capital, with independent shops and affluent customers each listing extremely valid mitigating factors as to why that’s okay. <p><strong>SANDWICH inflation has hit the capital, with independent shops and affluent customers each listing extremely valid mitigating factors as to why that’s okay: </strong></p> <p><strong>It’s American</strong></p> <p>To a certain credulous influencer mindset, the very fact the sandwich claims US origins makes it aspirational. The diffe...

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