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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-29

Attenborough's 100th Birthday Souvenirs Are Also Murdered Species

Sir David claims to celebrate his century by showing off his trophy collection—including a gorilla ashtray and a stegosaurus urinal. Truly a masterful curation of souvenirs.


I CANNOT thank the British public enough for their interest in my 100th birthday. To repay them, I shall host a special show about the incredible species I turned into souvenirs. <p><strong>I CANNOT thank the British public enough for their interest in my 100th birthday. To repay them, I shall host a special show about the incredible species I turned into souvenirs: </strong></p> <p><strong>A red panda hot water bottle cover</strong></p> <p>For one of my earliest documentaries for the BBC, back ...

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