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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-29

Attenborough's 100th Birthday Souvenirs Are Also Murdered Species

Sir David claims to celebrate his century by showing off his trophy collection—including a gorilla ashtray and a stegosaurus urinal. Truly a masterful curation of souvenirs.

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