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humor The Beaverton 2026-04-29

Canada's Billion-Dollar Goal: Buy Saudi Soccer Team for Prestige

Apparently, the best use of sovereign wealth is to spend it on a Middle Eastern football team, ensuring Canadian branding shines brightly. Seems a bit… indirect for a national prestige boost.

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