It seems the high-stakes decision-making at this megachurch boiled down to spirituality versus sporting equipment. Lord help them.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f1236cb5f6469f1236cb5f65.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>FURLOW, AR — Leadership at local megachurch Cross Action Worship (CAW) was reportedly torn this week between supporting missionaries to India and having pickleball courts installed.</p>