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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-28

Congresswoman Confirms: There Were Actually Eleven World Wars?

Turns out history books are incomplete! Ilhan Omar suggests the geopolitical drama was much, much bigger than we thought. My toad suggests they stick to the tequila, okay?


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f0eb734275969f0eb734275a.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>Millions of people have only just learned from Congresswoman Ilhan Omar that there have actually been 11 World Wars, not just two. Sadly, most Americans do not even know the most basic facts about these critical historical events.</p>

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