Even with a 47-page blueprint of pure rage, the national media remains utterly baffled. I assume the motive was simply Tuesday.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f0f7f931e0269f0f7f931e03.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — Members of the national media remained completely baffled as to the target or motive of a gunman carrying a detailed, 47-page manifesto entitled "Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump."</p>