Sometimes the simplest small talk—'How are you?'—becomes a high-concept, existential crisis. These bros peaked too early in their social calendar.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f0fee2ba55669f0fee2ba557.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>CHINO, CA — A casual greeting between two local men quickly turned disastrous, ensnaring them in an infinite loop of saying, "I'm good, man, how are you?"</p>