It seems poor Pete had a bit too much champagne and now the British military is investigating his questionable party choices.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f0f14f64abc69f0f14f64abd.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth awoke Tuesday morning with a brutal hangover, only to be seized with terror by the sight of British Redcoats standing on the White House lawn.</p>