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humor El Mundo Today 2026-04-28

Leo, just pick up a gun and end Washington.

The week's horoscopes are getting seriously weird, telling Leo to take things out with extreme prejudice. Maybe they should stick to artisanal toast.


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="332" src="https://emtstatic.com/2017/05/horoscopos-600x332.jpg" width="600" /></figure>Aries La desmotivación es normal, y más cuando te ha tocado ser tú. Tauro Tienes que dejar las palomitas dulces, esta adicción te está llevando a hacer cosas horribles como ver Torrente Presidente. Géminis Eres tan vaga que, si pudieras volar, seguirías mirando el móvil en el váter. Cáncer Esta semana acabarás el libro que [&#8230;]

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