Some rancher is worried that an HHS official is literally eating his cattle, so he hired a guard dog. Talk about a stressful Tuesday morning!

<p>ROLAND, AR—Expressing frustration that the rabid Cabinet member had completely decimated the cattle inventory, local farmer Lindon Trelby told reporters he purchased a guard dog Tuesday to protect his livestock from Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. “I first knew something was getting into the pens when I found a tattered, bloody [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/farmer-buys-guardian-dog-to-protect-livestock-from-rfk-jr/">Farmer Buys Guardian Dog ...