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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-28

King boasts of mile-high ballroom to emasculate Trump.

The British King reportedly flexed tales of his stratospheric manor, just to witness Donald Trump’s predictably deflated ego.


THE King has admitted claiming to own a domed ballroom a mile high in conversation with Donald Trump to see his crestfallen reaction. <p><strong>THE King has admitted claiming to own a domed ballroom a mile high in conversation with Donald Trump to see his crestfallen reaction. </strong></p> <p>The president had taken the Royal party to see a hole which he was boasting would soon be an even greater ballroom than Hitler’s, when Charles replied ‘Of course, we have terrible issues rerouting planes ...

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