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humor The Needling 2026-04-28

Armed Militia Builds Ballroom For Optimal Tactical Dancing

These folks decided being paranoid wasn't enough; now they're also going to host the region's most aggressively gilded foxtrot.


Inspired by President Donald Trump’s genius tactic to increase his safety against all sworn enemies, today a rural armed militia on the border of Eastern Washington and Idaho has already converted its compound into a gilded ballroom. “It just clicked for us over the weekend that if we ever want to be able to rise [&#8230;] <p class="">Inspired by President Donald Trump’s genius tactic to increase his safety against all sworn enemies, today a rural armed militia on the border of Eastern Washingto...

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