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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-28

Trump Claims His IQ Dodged Six Presidential Assassinations, Starting with Lincoln.

Apparently, the best reflexes mean dodging assassination attempts while simultaneously critiquing every single one of history's great leaders. Seems a lot like a mandatory self-help webinar.

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