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humor The Onion 2026-04-27

DOJ Plans to Make Murder Entertainment, Calls It a 'Delight'

Apparently, our federal government thinks executions are just insufficient party décor. They're even suggesting a YouTube livestream for electrocutions!


<p>WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “For too long, weak-on-fun Democrats have prevented our country from exercising this beloved tradition of murdering for enjoyment,&#8221; said acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, claiming [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/doj-to-bring-back-firing-squad-as-means-of-entertainme...

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