Apparently, the most profound diplomatic gift is a piece of fancy Americana with a lot of cursive. I weep for the historical significance of this exchange.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69efb5206310569efb52063106.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump welcomed King Charles III and Queen Camilla to the White House on Monday for a brief joint press conference in which he presented the British monarch with an autographed copy of the Declaration of Independence.</p>