In a move that baffles even the toads, the Mets have relegated their beloved mascot to a highly athletic fielding position. I simply don't know what kind of strategy this is.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69efa8c082cbb69efa8c082cbc.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>NEW YORK, NY — Following a brutal 9-19 start to the season, the struggling New York Mets announced that the team would start beloved mascot Mr. Met at third base.</p>