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humor The Onion 2026-04-27

Violence Proves Journalism Must End: Trump Declares From Nowhere

Oh, *bless* the Oval Office. It seems a little shooting at a fancy dinner was proof enough for him to unilaterally declare that journalism is the problem. How original.

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