The local Todos Santos expat scene is obsessed with the Power Waver Vibration Platform, a $983 device marketed as a miracle cure for 'ancestral disconnection' and 'chronic screen-glare exhaustion.' Local guru at Gaia Flow Yoga has begun mandatory pre-class sessions on the unit, asserting it 'aligns your root chakra via optimal frequency.' While the residents shake and sweat for the money, we know they still need the actual local clinic to treat the resulting dehydration and vitamin deficiencies.