We’ve got a new blueprint for the DEN—a place where everything you need is exactly 75 miles out. Efficiency is overrated, apparently.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69ef8a1ddbd9e69ef8a1ddbd9f.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>DENVER, CO — In a groundbreaking move for municipal infrastructure, lead architect Gerald Hinkley unveiled blueprints for a renovated Denver International Airport yesterday, proudly showcasing a rental car center situated just 75 miles from the main terminal.</p>