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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-27

Subway's 5th Anniversary: Record Sales Driven by Customer #2

In a stunning display of consumer enthusiasm, a Subway celebrated its anniversary by selling just two sandwiches. Apparently, the store needs only a single captive customer to justify its continued existence.


<p>ARLINGTON, Texas β€” Five years after celebrating its grand opening, a Subway sandwich shop saw sales double with the arrival of a... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/local-subway-celebrates-5th-anniversary-2nd-customer/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read more nonsense</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/local-subway-celebrates-5th-anniversary-2nd-customer/">Local Subway Celebrates 5th Anniversary, 2nd Customer</a> appeared first on <a href="htt...

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