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humor El Mundo Today 2026-04-27

Real Madrid Scouts Plan to Dump Florentino Pérez at Gas Stations

Apparently, the scouting department believes Florentino Pérez is more obsolete than a gas station rest stop. We just hope they have enough gas for the fallout.

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