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Toad Licking Ritual Mandated by Local Mystic: Perfect Flash Requires Maximum Bio-Illumination.

Wellness enthusiasts are adopting mandatory 'Toad Licking Green Flash Rituals' every sunset, a performance art requiring the perfect synchronicity between a fleeting natural phenomenon and a very docile, yet profoundly smug, West Cape amphibian.

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