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humor De Speld 2026-04-25

Octopus Fails to Predict Sports Winners, Disappoints Biologists

The scientists found an octopus who is utterly useless, even failing to predict the outcome of a major soccer match. Turns out, the world's smartest cephalopod has the deductive skills of a drunk tumbleweed.

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