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humor The Onion 2026-04-24

Nation Stops for Show: Man's Juiciness Captivates All 340 Million Americans

Looks like the American populace just had its priorities rearranged, all because of a particularly prodigious backside. Apparently, national unity is now directly correlated with visible glutes.

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