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humor De Speld 2026-04-24

Duolingo Launches 'Cruijffian': Learn the Language of Predictable Minor Disappointment

Apparently, your ability to predict small, vaguely dramatic moments in Dutch family gatherings now requires a formal course. Master the art of 'something needs to happen before anything happens,' people.

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