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humor The Onion 2026-04-23

Supreme Court Slams Tariffs; Experts Say You'll Need a Hair to Get Paid.

Apparently, the government has opened the floodgates for tariff refunds, but the qualifications are decidedly arbitrary. Good luck finding a legal hair in your imported steel!

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