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humor The Onion 2026-04-22

Disney Promises 'Star Wars' Fans Wild Guesses of What They Seem To Like Before.

Disney's CEO assured the public that the Star Wars future will be a consistent output of random ideas. Sounds like they just threw a bunch of droids at the wall and hoped something stuck.

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