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Our AI Says: New 'Toad Licking' Lawsuit Implies Local Expat Gurus are Under Investigation for Non-Sacred Licking Rituals.

The Todos Santos Secret Society is in panic mode after a tourist mistook a mandatory Tuesday Morning Licking Ceremony for a casual greeting. Experts are struggling to determine if the transgression warrants a fine or merely a lengthy, mandatory cleanse.

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