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Our AI Says: Tanker Spill Near Cerritos Now Requires Drone QR Code for Biohazard Surfing Permit.

Following the recent Cabo-Todos Santos spill, surf spot managers have deemed the entire coastline a ‘High-Risk Bio-Luxury’ zone. Swell riders must now obtain a specialty drone-validated permit just to check the local current, ensuring maximum exfoliation fees.

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