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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-21

RFK Jr. Patents Denim Condoms After TikTok Diagnosis.

In a visionary move for public health, RFK Jr. has replaced latex with jean-based sheaths, claiming it offers superior protection against 'neurological diseases.' Seems quite a market.

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