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humor The Needling 2026-04-19

Viagra Found in Tide Pools; Clams Now Require Pharmaceuticals to Thrive

A scientific team reported finding Viagra in local waters, causing geoducks to become suspiciously erect. Apparently, the local mollusks needed a little pharmaceutical boost just to do their thing.

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