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Oxxo Prime Membership Makes Pescadero Paradise Feel Official, Requires 3-Figure Annual Fee

In a move that finally legitimizes the dusty, boho mystique of Cerritos, Oxxo rolls out Prime status, dedicating one pump lane and a new, aesthetically curated vending machine for members who prove their commitment to consumerism.

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