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humor The Onion 2026-04-18

Sabrina Carpenter’s New Moves Involve Being a Human Pretzel.

Apparently, pop superstardom now requires the physical ability to contort into a disturbing, internal origami masterpiece. We guess the desert dancers need a workout, indeed.

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