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BBVA Confirms Return To Todos Santos; Gaspirino Site To Be 'Re-Spiritualized' With ATM.

Despite fierce protests from organic juice vendors and wandering cows, BBVA plans to reopen its doors near Gaspirino. Plans reportedly include a dedicated corner for mandatory 'Digital Enlightenment' sessions and overpriced debit card refills.

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