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humor The Onion 2026-04-17

LeBron Confirms Teammates Are Not His Sons. Period.

The King of Crossovers took the time to clarify his complicated family life, providing a helpful rhyme scheme and color-coding system. Baja just wants to know if the Lakers snacks are genetically related to him.

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