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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-17

Tooth Fairy is Just the State Taking Value From Your Teeth.

This mother gently explains that the Tooth Fairy isn't magic; she's a capitalist metaphor for the state extracting your worth for a meager refund. Turns out, Santa and Easter are just corporate tax audits.

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