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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-16

Supreme Court Confirms Death Penalty for Over-Using the Siren Emoji.

Apparently, the law has finally caught up to the digital sphere, deciding that excessive use of 'BREAKING' news status equals a capital offense. Don't make the Supreme Court regret these rulings, my friends.

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