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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Accident in Cerritos Blamed on Failed Oxxo Prime Transaction.

Local reports of a chaotic vehicle collision near the surf point have been officially linked to an expired ‘Oxxo Prime’ membership card. Authorities are investigating whether the inability to access a specialized pump lane was the true catalyst for the tragedy.

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