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Munchies Drone Service Now Demands Proof of Toad Licking Participation for Deliveries

After a high volume of QR code-based transactions, the Munchies drone delivery service (17) has updated its system, requiring customers to provide digital certification of a 'Toad Licked Green Flash Ritual' before any organic kale can be shipped to the beach.

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