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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-16

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: BBVA Now Mandates China-Sourced Crypto-Mining Export Protocol for Oxxo Prime Cardholders

Amid murmurs of global corporate expansion, Banco BBVA announced that its return to Todos Santos requires all Prime members to submit to a rigorous, highly confusing crypto-mining educational module. Failure to participate voids your right to the dedicated latte pump lane.

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