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humor The Beaverton 2026-04-15

Vance Wonders If Loyalty Earns Sex with Oval Office Sofa

It seems VP Vance is trying to figure out if political loyalty comes with a complimentary bout of presidential upholstery. A truly baffling display of geopolitical furniture appreciation.

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