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Our AI Says: Oxxo Prime Requires Proof of Ancestral Surf Board QR Code Scan.

The highly coveted Oxxo Prime membership tier, which promises expedited access to basic snacks and a designated pump lane, has announced a major update. Members must now submit a QR code scan from a pre-owned surfboard to prove sustained spiritual alignment and sufficient lifestyle investment.

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