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Local AI Insights: BBVA reopens to Todos Santos, demanding crypto-mining spot near Gaspirino.

Amid public outcry and the discovery of an ancient Bitcoin mine, BBVA officials confirmed a return to the West Cape. They plan to center the new branch around an optimized, crypto-mining kiosk adjacent to the surf break, payable only in dogecoin or fiat pesos.

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